Madeleine-ism's

I really need to keep better track of the stuff that comes out of her mouth!

Watching her brother screech as he runs laps around the island in the kitchen:  "Mommy, you should have told them at the hospital you wanted a quieter baby."

Driving by an empty farm yard on our way to work when it was below 0:  "Mommy, it is so cold outside they chickens can't lay eggs and the pigs can't lay ham."

General observation about her brother:  "Mommy, didn't you ask them for a neat baby at the hospital?  The one we got is too messy."

After the Superbowl:  "Maybe we need to get daddy a Patriot's shirt so he'll stop cheering for the Steelers.  They make him too mad."